http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/ 2026-05-14T19:32:25+00:00 http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/ http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/tpl/bootstrap3/images/favicon.ico text/html 2017-10-14T19:52:09+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/kids/blog/20170916-rapid-joke <h1 class="sectionedit1" id="捷笑話">20170916 捷笑話</h1> <p> 母跟捷說明，一隻新的高級動物（一隻 \$250！）的價錢，等於 50 顆水餃。又怕他對這麼多水餃的份量沒有感覺，就補充說，如果捷一天吃 5 顆的話，也要 10 天才吃得完。 </p> <p> 捷想了一下，問：「怎麼買一隻動物要吃那麼多水餃……」<img src="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/images/smileys/local/MSN/teeth_smile.gif" class="icon" alt=":D" /> </p> <div class="tags"><span> <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E6%8D%B7%E7%AC%91%E8%A9%B1%E9%9B%86?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E6%8D%B7%E7%AC%91%E8%A9%B1%E9%9B%86" class="wikilink1" title="tag:捷笑話集" rel="tag">捷笑話集</a> </span></div> text/html 2017-10-14T18:47:11+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/kids/blog/20171014-jenny-hard-look <h2 class="sectionedit1" id="妍_1y5m2d_最近也已經會用眼神表達情緒了_比方說當我唱歌太大聲時_或放著她大哭後_都會回頭瞪我_xd">妍（1y5m2d）最近也已經會用眼神表達情緒了，比方說當我唱歌太大聲時，或放著她大哭後，都會回頭瞪我 XD</h2> <p> <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/exe/fetch.php?tok=bc56d9&amp;media=http%3A%2F%2Fmimg.ga%2Fimages%2F2017%2F10%2F14%2Fthumb.phpapiSYNO.PhotoStation.Thumbmethodgetversion1sizelargepublic_share_idjJsJurdeidphoto_5be6898be6a99f5d20e5b9b3_505f32303137313031305f3131303831385f764844525f4175746f2e6a7067rotate_version0mtime1.md.jpg" class="media" title="http://mimg.ga/images/2017/10/14/thumb.phpapiSYNO.PhotoStation.Thumbmethodgetversion1sizelargepublic_share_idjJsJurdeidphoto_5be6898be6a99f5d20e5b9b3_505f32303137313031305f3131303831385f764844525f4175746f2e6a7067rotate_version0mtime1.md.jpg"><img 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id="妍_1y5m4d_生平第一完整語句">妍（1y5m4d）生平第一完整語句</h1> <p> 巧皇后轉述給我說，剛才晚上幫妍洗澡時，妍問「Pǎpá？」_{（「在哪裡？」）}Mǎmá 答覆她：「Pǎpá 在一樓陪 kǫ̌kǫ́ 便便。」 </p> <p> 過不久，我跟捷上樓洗澡，然後又離開嬰兒房，妍再次問「Pǎpá？」_{（<em>「為什麼不來陪我睡覺」</em>之類的意思）}，母又答「Pǎpá 陪 kǫ̌kǫ́。」結果妍就接著覆誦一句：「「Pǎpá 陪 kǫ̌kǫ́ 便便。」<img src="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/images/smileys/local/哈.gif" class="icon" alt="&lt;&lt;哈&gt;&gt;" /> </p> <p> 雖然一部分應該是記憶的暫留，不過這大概是她目前一口氣講出最長的清楚語句了吧 <img src="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/images/smileys/local/哈.gif" class="icon" alt="&lt;&lt;哈&gt;&gt;" /> </p> <div class="tags"><span> <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E5%A6%8D?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E5%A6%8D" class="wikilink1" title="tag:妍" rel="tag">妍</a>, <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E5%B9%BC%E5%85%92%E5%AD%B8%E8%AA%9E?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E5%B9%BC%E5%85%92%E5%AD%B8%E8%AA%9E" class="wikilink1" title="tag:幼兒學語" rel="tag">幼兒學語</a> </span></div> text/html 2017-10-20T19:17:33+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/kids/blog/20171020-rapid-grammar <h2 class="sectionedit1" id="捷_4y7m6d_mǎmá_měiméi_為什麼_比不我高">捷（4y7m6d）：「Mǎmá，měiméi 為什麼『比不我高』？」</h2> <p> <img src="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/images/smileys/local/MSN/teeth_smile.gif" class="icon" alt=":D" />〔晚餐正在討論靈與肉體的身高時〕 </p> <div class="tags"><span> <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E6%8D%B7%E7%AC%91%E8%A9%B1%E9%9B%86?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E6%8D%B7%E7%AC%91%E8%A9%B1%E9%9B%86" class="wikilink1" title="tag:捷笑話集" rel="tag">捷笑話集</a>, <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/shared?do=showtag&amp;tag=shared" class="wikilink1" title="tag:shared" rel="tag">shared</a>, <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E5%B9%BC%E5%85%92%E7%BF%92%E8%AA%9E?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E5%B9%BC%E5%85%92%E7%BF%92%E8%AA%9E" class="wikilink1" title="tag:幼兒習語" rel="tag">幼兒習語</a> </span></div> text/html 2017-10-23T00:23:50+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/kids/blog/20171021-jenny-ball <h2 class="sectionedit1" id="妍_1y5m_目前最愛的真的是球_帶她坐公車_沿路只要停等紅燈_她都可以直嚷著球_原來是看到彩券行橫幅上的小彩球_不然就藥妝店裡的愛心氣球">妍（1y5m）目前最愛的真的是球，帶她坐公車，沿路只要停等紅燈，她都可以直嚷著球，原來是看到彩券行橫幅上的小彩球，不然就藥妝店裡的愛心氣球</h2> <p> <img src="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/lib/images/smileys/local/MSN/teeth_smile.gif" class="icon" alt=":D" /> </p> <div class="tags"><span> <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/%E5%A6%8D?do=showtag&amp;tag=%E5%A6%8D" class="wikilink1" title="tag:妍" rel="tag">妍</a>, <a href="http://ciangbrides.myds.me/dw/tag/shared?do=showtag&amp;tag=shared" class="wikilink1" title="tag:shared" rel="tag">shared</a> </span></div>